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Joke of the Day

"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"

"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"

"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."

"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"

"How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine"

"You can't spell ginger... without nigger"

"The difference between me and Bill Gates is ""th"". He makes tens of millions of dollars per year. I make tenths of millions of dollars per year."

"Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide"

"All the people that tried partying 'til the cows come home, are either stuck at home with a cow or dead from alcoholism."