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Joke of the Day

"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"

"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""

"What do you call a kid with no friends (warning offensive) A sandy hook survivor."

"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."

"just saw a church sign that says, ""santa claus never died for anyone."" and i'm like, ""okay well jesus never brought me a barbie dreamhouse."""

"So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships. In Hd was not the correct answer."

"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? U, for Unoriginal Joke."

"When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!"

"What's the difference between a radish and a beet? I've never radished off to OP's mom."

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."