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Joke of the Day
"Two antennas get married on a roof... The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!"
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"If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they'd leave that one on too."
"If we paid teachers more, they'd probably stop dating their students. At this point, a 16 year old working at Quiznos doubles their income."
"My friend is working on a website and told me he wanted to use MySQL. Why can't he just use HisOwnSQL?"
"I'm more optimistic than most. Some say the glass is half empty, some would say it's half full. I'd say ""Hey, That's a nice glass!"""
"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""
"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"
"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."
"A couple were having sex for the first time The girl starts to complain. Girl: Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar? Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall"
"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"