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Joke of the Day
"Two antennas get married on a roof... The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!"
Next Joke
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."
"My ex said that relationships were about sacrifice. But she still screamed when she saw the bloody goat on the altar."
"What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer."
"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"
"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""
"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."
"When talking to a girl, their boobs are like the sun... You can't look at them for very long unless you have sunglasses"
"What's the best part about having sex with ninety-nine year olds? There's ninety of 'em."
"My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!"