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Joke of the Day

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."

"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."

"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""

"What's the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope"

"How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle? He hops."

"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that you know."

"What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus? A lickalottapuss."

"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"

"Some of the Southern states seem like they're at least 90% Christian. And that's just roughly a Conservative estimate."