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Joke of the Day
"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""
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"What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn? Your lawn won't cut itself."
"when I die I want you to save my skull and use me as a paperweight (and kiss me when no one is looking)"
"How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve, you got a problem with that?"
"I couldn't be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone."
"I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now."
"Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool."
"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"
"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"
"Man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap... The psychiatrist looks at the man and says ""I can clearly see you're nuts..."""