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Joke of the Day

"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."

"Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay."

"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""

"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"

"One time I intentionally asked a thin woman ""when she was due"" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports."

"Today I was asked to model for a stone sculpture Life is wild guys don't take anything for granite"

"The election between Trump and Clinton was just like sex. You could've either take the ass hole or the cunt."

"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."

"What does eating an old lady out taste like? Depends."