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Joke of the Day

"How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity."

"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"

"Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time."

"Pro tip for picking up girls keep your back straight and lift with your knees."

"I walked up to a guy in the gym. I said, ""How do you use this piece of equipment?"" ""It's pretty simple,"" he replied, ""Just push the button and it dries your hands..."""

"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"

"How do you make music by releasing fish? You drop the bass."

"Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets chuck norrised"

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"