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Joke of the Day
"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"
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"I really need to go on the show Survivor. Not for the money or the fame. It's just the only way I'm ever gonna effectively lose weight."
"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"
"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"So I'm balls deep in this guys ass and I go ahead and try to give him a reach-around... And he was hard.. How fucking gay is that?"
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick...and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."
"What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg? The egg gets laid!"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."