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Joke of the Day
"How do you make music by releasing fish? You drop the bass."
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"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"
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"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""
"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."
"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound Station and a crab with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."