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Joke of the Day

"I walked up to a guy in the gym. I said, ""How do you use this piece of equipment?"" ""It's pretty simple,"" he replied, ""Just push the button and it dries your hands..."""

"Bill Cosby walks up to a woman in a bar.. and says, ""Excuse me, would you like to play the rape game?"" ""NO!"" ""That's the spirit!"""

"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney."

"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"

"Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection? In Iraq."

"What were Jesus's last words to his disciples as he was nailed to the cross? Nobody touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday."

"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."