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Joke of the Day
"Pro tip for picking up girls keep your back straight and lift with your knees."
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"The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders"
"ME: hah, no way. well, maybe sometimes- or i guess...yes? i don't know, what was the question again INTERVIEWER: are you indecisive"
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"Just saw a magazine cover that said ""Katy Perry is on fire"" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit"
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