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Joke of the Day

"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."

"Knock, knock. Get off my porch!"

"Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock! -Who's there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you'd remember!"

"Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger? Because he saw right through her."

"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""

"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."

"Ok doc, give it to me straight. ""It's cancer"" How bad? ""Really bad, you have 2 months."" OMG ""APRIL FOOLS!"" Whew- ""You have 2 days."""

"It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."

"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"