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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in."
Next Joke
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."
"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"
"Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Ken always came in a different box."
"Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling."
"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"
"If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the fuck was a tree doing in my kitchen?"
"What's the difference between a fat girl and model? The black guy doesn't give a shit"
"What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle? Wok it off! Wok it off!"