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Joke of the Day

"My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."

"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"

"I have this bad habit of projecting. I believe everyone pretty much thinks the same way I do. But I'm sure everyone does that."

"Were Trump to propose a ban on Abortions... he could easily modify his slogan to ""Make America Late Again"""

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? They're calling it ""On and on Anon""."

"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."

"If at first you don't succeed... try try being redundant."

"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."

"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"

"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."