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Joke of the Day
"Pavlov goes on a trip... But when someone rings a bell he realizes he forgot to feed the dog."
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"what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!"
"What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth."
"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."
"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."
"What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common? They're both dead."
"Doctor: are you an active marijuana user? Me: not really, I usually just sit on the couch and play video games"
"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."
"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""
"How would you tell if the Queen was stoned? Her Highness will tell you"