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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver."

"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"

"We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture. Let's see if he notices"

"When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it."

"How did you get your girlfriend to have sex with you while she was on her period? Let's just say I pulled some strings."

"Padme: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who's not going to murder me. Anakin: You've chosen wisely."

"I asked my gay friend if he'd like to smoke a fag (cigar) with me He got all upset and said I was really homophonic"