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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!"
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"Why is reddit so liberal? Because upvotes are to the left"
"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""
"I went out clubbing in the village last night. People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood. I was more concerned about my club."
"It's warmer now, but I'm colder than when it was colder."
"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"
"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."
"Jesus Sure jesus fed 2000 people with fish, but hitler made 6million jews toast."
"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."
"Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye. So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits."