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Joke of the Day

"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"

"I can't believe christmas is 364 days away... And people already have their decorations up."

"him: i love you me: im saving my emotions for the star wars premiere"

"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."

"Heard of the cannibal who had a shit taste in people? You could say he was surrounded by assholes."

"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"

"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."

"Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day."

"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"