219604

Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"

"If your clock strikes thirteen, what time is it? Time to get a new clock."

"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."

"Brain: You've got ONE shot at this. Me: Ready. Brain: Go talk to her. ""YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF HONEY CAN I TASTE IT?!?"" Brain: Magical!"

"Me [trying to sound intellectual]: okay, okay which came first turkey the bird or Turkey the *points at map*"

"I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"

"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."

"Fuck. I just mentioned that it was my birthday as a pickup line to this hot girl at the bar and her fat friend is now asking about cake."