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Joke of the Day
"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."
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"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."
"I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant. Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival."
"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""
"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
"Snake walks into a bar... Bartender says ""How'd you do that?"""
"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."
"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"
"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"