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Joke of the Day
"My friend's spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game."
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"I put my pants on just like everyone else in your mom's bedroom in the morning"
"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"
"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."
"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""
"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"
"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"
"Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be"
"I painted my PC black to make it run faster Now it doesn't work"