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"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"
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"My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too."
"[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL"
"A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life... ...but he got off Scot-free."
"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."
"See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between? A coconut!"
"They say there's safety in numbers But it won't really matter if she swallows the sperm, will it?"
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"What do Nihilist's believe in..."
"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"