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Joke of the Day
"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"
Next Joke
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 14 years"
"What do you call a pair of sadomasochists who break up as soon as the going gets tough? Fair leather friends"
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... Then your mom jumped on one!"
"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."
"How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is tearing my family apart"""
"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"
"For the Canadians (Warning: Offensive) How do you kill a fox with one leg? Make him run across Canada."
"jokes don't kill people, people who don't get jokes kill people."