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Joke of the Day
"My neighbour hit the post reversing out of the driveway. He hit the poor man delivering it too."
Next Joke
"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."
"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"
"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."
"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"
"Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice."
"I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober."
"Don't say ""lets get weird"" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage."
"Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival? He ate something that disagreed with him"
"Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence."