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Joke of the Day

"I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: ""None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."""

"Buffet Why did the guy at the all you can eat place go from one serving table to the other? To get to the other sides."

"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"

"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."

"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."

"Are guys smarter before, during, or after sex with a woman? During, you're plugged into a know-it-all."

"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"

"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."

"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"