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Joke of the Day

"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."

"What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself? D'EAU!"

"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."

"*Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were ""a waste of money"" & ""clearly meant for a large child"" now?!"

"I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And.."

"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? To avoid being mistaken for feminists."

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."