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Joke of the Day
"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."
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"I like winter.. ..it's cooler than summer"
"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"
"What do you call a fight between Jews? A roast"
"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"
"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"
"SURPRISE! -Sharts"
"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."
"""Hey! I don't remember all those CGI space-dudes at the reception!""--George Lucas's wife re-watching their old wedding vids."
"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""