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Joke of the Day

"Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text."

"The best thing about going on a first date to the petting zoo is that if she doesn't put out there are still plenty of options."

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"

"My Wife and I are into S&M.. Edit: Typo: M&M. We like M&Ms."

"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."

"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"

"If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream."

"Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the ""Zach Pack""??? This needs to happen."

"if they changed the rules so you could wear timbs instead of skates black ppl would take over hockey"