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Joke of the Day

"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"

"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."

"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."

"What do you call the armed group in Oregon? Vanilla Isis."

"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"

"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys"

"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"

"I like my women like I like the sun... Not exploding."