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Joke of the Day

"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"

"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"

"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."

"Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit."

"If your name is Nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"

"[OC] So did you hear about that harbour in Brazil that was infested with birds? I guess you could call it a Port-o-Geese."

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns ""No no no!"" Into ""Mmm mmm mmm!"""