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Joke of the Day

"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"

"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"

"Clothes make the man. Indonesian children make the clothes."

"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."

"What cooks better than women? Jews."

"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."

"she : XOXOXOXOX Me : stop cheating babe. You can't play both our turns."

"Name a famous robber! Cops!"

"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."

"If Olympic drinking was an event I would probably take gold in the floor routine."