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Joke of the Day
"I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength."
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"You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children? ""One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift."" By Doppler Seuss."
"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."
"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many of them come, they can't change a thing."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."
"Jewish guy goes to his rabbi . . . . . . he asks, ""I don't get it. If we're the chosen people, why did God make the goys?"" The rabbi shrugs and say, ""Hey . . . somebody's gotta pay retail."""
"Santa, Tooth Fairy, easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde.. are all around a $100 bill, who gets it? The dumb blonde, because the rest are all imaginary..."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs."