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"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"
"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."
"What rating do pirate movies always get? PG-13"
"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
"Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away."
"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them. I know life is tough for the visually impaired."
"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"
"would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? [imagines spending the entire show standing up] ""no thanks"""