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Joke of the Day

"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."

"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"

"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""

"If you're pissed off about a non-white Santa Claus then I've got some very bad news for you about Jesus."

"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."

"What's it called when an oil rig makes an inappropriate joke? Crude humor."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."

"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."

"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."

"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."