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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"
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"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."
"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."
"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? Takes longer to pick up."
"How do lesbian couples celebrate their anniversary? By eating out."
"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"
"I just thought up a really nerdy joke... How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT? Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**"
"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."