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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"
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"How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running... JK rolling"
"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"
"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"
"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""
"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""
"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."
"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"
"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."
"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"