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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when an oil rig makes an inappropriate joke? Crude humor."

"I had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!"

"Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders? Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty"

"Curiosity killed the cat... Why the hell was she on Mars?"

"My body is telling me to go to sleep but my brain knows that there are Oreos in the pantry."

"COMMERCIAL: [Woman hangs screaming from a light fitting over a gaping abyss] Narrator: FLOORS"

"It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject."

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that."