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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""

"What's the difference between extremist and /r/the_donald? At least one group can grow a beard."

"So doctor how much time do I have left? 10... 10 what? 9, 8...."

"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."

"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."

"If a Butterfinger doesn't list butter as an ingredient, then is it all just finger?"

"People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like."

"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks."

"I'd like to thank my exs for encouraging me to learn about cars. Like how to cut the break lines, hoses, or discreetly slash a tire."

"My love is like a candle... (Fixed) http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32850407.jpg"