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Joke of the Day
"I met my ex girlfriend on a treadmill We had to break up. It wasn't going anywhere."
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"What are a fedora tipper's three favorite pokemon? M'chop M'choke M'champ"
"Stephen Hawking calculates the properties of the universe from a wheelchair and I'm googling how to get paid without leaving my house"
"Relationship tip: every night text yourself ""Good morning love!"" & turn off your phone real quick to wake up with a good morning text."
"Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks."
"Once you throw a paper airplane it's no longer..... Stationary. Credit: u/Breeze_In_ The _ Trees"
"Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now."
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."
"What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla."
"My coworker looked like a nun today I told her she should break the habit"