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Joke of the Day
"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."
Next Joke
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
"Miss Piggy Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69, there's a frog in her throat"
"please stop yelling. I put the cucumber slices on your baby's eyes because they looked puffy."
"Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth."
"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"
"A sitar solo so complex and mind melting that the one guy who knows what a sitar is claps"
"What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car? A *range rover*!"
"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."
"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."