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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best? a Norsissist."
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"Neighbor: Help I have a plumbing emergency! Me: *grabs tools* Neighbor is naked and wet Me: um what kind of plumbing are we talking about?"
"What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you"
"Make a Fire Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks? A: Make sure one is a match!"
"Women v/s men"
"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"
"what am I? I'm owned by every man, though my length differs. Their wives use me after getting married Last Name"
"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."
"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."