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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best? a Norsissist."
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"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"
"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."
"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."
"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."
"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"What vehicle does Hitler use to fly ? Heil-acopter"
"Being a father completely changed me. I'm one of those motherfuckers now."
"""Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!"" - The Very Civil War"