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Joke of the Day

"Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty! I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to grass, analogy to mold..."

"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"

"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"

"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"

"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."

"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."

"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."

"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."