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Joke of the Day
"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"
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"Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it... Guess I really am...independent."
"Danger is my middle name. First name: Avoid. Last name: At-All-Costs-Like-A-Total-Pussy"
"Why was the grandmother's license revoked? She had lost her fine motor skills."
"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"
"What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord."
"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? -Walking. -JK, Rowling"
"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""