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Joke of the Day

"How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon? The same way British people pronounce beer can."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss"

"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."

"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."

"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."

"Grossest Joke I've Ever Heard. What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand? You can't gargle sand."

"Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. ""I don't know why we didn't think of this before,"" he said."

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."

"I don't think it's very professional for my psychologist to say ""holy shit!"" twice during my hour."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."