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Joke of the Day

"What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs? Eiffel."

"Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November."

"Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer."

"How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins."

"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"

"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"

"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? One says ""hey, you, get off of my cloud"", and the other says ""hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe""."

"Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes."