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Joke of the Day
"My cocaine is so white Police let it go with a warning"
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"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."
"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"
"what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet"
"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."
"Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip"
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"Yelling at a dog... Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog just probably thinks, 'Awesome, now we are both barking!'"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"