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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*"

"What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post."

"Never underestimate an underachiever. We're capable of less than you think."

"Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world."

"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."

"I miss the 80s, when you could hide an alien in your room for 3 days before mom found out and five kids on bikes could outsmart the police."

"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""

"How do you make the Wicked Witch of the West kill herself? Challenge her to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge."