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Joke of the Day
"Never underestimate an underachiever. We're capable of less than you think."
Next Joke
"I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary."
"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."
"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."
"What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep."
"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence? udder destruction"
"Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms"
"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."
"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"