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Joke of the Day

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."

"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."

"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway"

"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"

"How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her."

"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."

"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."

"Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat."