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Joke of the Day

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"

"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"I was reading a subreddit about unfinished sentences and it was Im not finishing this one eithe"

"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."

"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."

"What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions"

"How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? Seven."

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."

"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."