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Joke of the Day

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all ""STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"""

"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."

"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: GPS is down. Using a refrigerator magnet as a compass. I think it's just pointing to another refrigerator."

"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."

"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"

"I hate how my job always expects me to show up."

"Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't ""get"" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It."

"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."

"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."