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Joke of the Day

"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."

"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""

"Your mama's mouth is like a smoke house. Everyone is always hanging their meat in it."

"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary."

"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."

"Is your dad's name Craftsman? Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace"

"What's your best Bear joke?"

"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"

"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."