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Joke of the Day

"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."

"What famous actor is like a jail cell full of white guys? Niggaless Cage (My girlfriend came up with this today. We're not racist I swear. This just cracked me up.)"

"What's the rate at which racist work is done? Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)"

"BAD BOOMERANG Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick."

"Gays in the military ""If gay men were allowed in the army, Saving Private Ryan will be a lot shorter, because it wouldn't take them 3 hours to find Matt Damon"" Adam Hills"

"I consider myself to be a bodybuilder Granted nobody else does but I do"

"Every time I hang out with my old roommate from college, we get drunk. I think he may have a drinking problem..."

"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."

"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"