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Joke of the Day

"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."

"Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? because i'm not going to pay you"

"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."

"What did the winner of the not moving contest get? Atrophy"

"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."

"Help! I'm a fat man trapped in a skinny body!"

"Boy: Our Principal So Stupid Girl:Don't You Know Who i am? Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am? Boy: Good (Walks Away)"

"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."

"I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police."

"Bros were dying to know the song I had playing on the gym speakers, said it activated beast mode for them. It was ""Tracy chapman - fast car"""