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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."

"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."

"If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?"

"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"

"whats the difference between rush limbaugh and the hindenburg? ones a flaming bag of hot gas the other is a blimp"

"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."

"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."

"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"

"Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !"

"In hell the Mariachi band never leaves your table."