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Joke of the Day
"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
Next Joke
"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"
"One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something and then hear one of them say ""Great minds think alike""."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change shit."
"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"
"I thought I kept all my David Fincher DVDs safely, but... I lost The Game."
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired."
"If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. HA."
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please!"""
"Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms"