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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."

"I did something terrible today Now I have to wait a year before I can post it to /r/tifu"

"My 3yo: Help I dropped a coin in the toilet come and get it out. Me (looks): I can't see anything in there. 3: That's because I flushed."

"What would I do?"

"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"

"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."

"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."

"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"